This is hands down the best fight scene ever. There is absolutely nothing better/worse than direct to video 80’s and 90’s martial arts flicks. Hyaaaaaaaaaa! hyaaa yaaaas yaaa hu hu haaaaa yaaaaa ahhhhhhhh!

He is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise and you better damn well believe it.

Ladies, I’m on a horse.

Muscle March turned my 6 year old white son into a 6,3” jacked black man! Muscle March!

Calling all fellow Chicagoans from the 80’s… remember this once loved tragedy?