Hunter S. Thompson bitches about the comment form submit button…

I had a good comment, just now, but the thing, what is it? The button. The submit button didn’t work. I’ve got this new browser, supposed to be open source and they say it’s good for the people, and I tell you it’s bullshit, how it handles forms and javascript. It’s fucked up my system. My whole goddamn computer is a goddamn mess now and I can’t do a fucking thing with it. I don’t know what kind of asshole used car salesmen they’ve got running this open source thing, but they’re incompetent and wily. They’re spread out, dispersed all over, so you can’t just set fire to one building and put them all down at once. Ugly business, offering you shiny technological hope, and then they’ve got you trapped in the same phony plastic box as the fruit computer people and the Microsoft monolith, sweating with the rest of the greedy. Because it’s free! They know we can’t resist free. Don’t be fooled by these weird utopians. You’ll take their free browser and then you’re sitting there at your desk with your last finger of Wild Turkey and you can’t submit your comment because the fucking button doesn’t work.