Bottled water is for suckers

OK, not only does it fuck up the environment, rob water from communities that need it and costs $1 a bottle… but now it’s been disclosed that it’s considerably less regulated (by the good ol’ FDA) than tap water. Who knows whats really in it!? Only your water bottler knows for sure. I think we can all finally agree that bottled water is truly for suckers. Offense intended. Stop drinking that shit, drink tap!